This is a classic tune, and sounds great on the acoustic guitar.
Couldn't find a tab anywhere for this, so worked it out myself.

Play barre chords throughout, except for the bridge which sounds better in open chords.


Intro: B, A, G, D, G, A, G, D, G, (G#), A


Verse:
B                                                 A
Don't you think it's funny that nothing's what it seems

When you're not looking forward
B
Me I'd like to think that life is like a drink
        A                          (Bb)  B
And I'm hoping that it tastes like bourbon


Bridge:
G                       D                C
You know that I've been drunk a thousand times
G                       D               C
And these should be the best days of my life

Life it's not what I thought it was


Chorus:
A          G
Damn blast look at my past
    D                       G
I'm ripping up my feet over broken glass
       A      G
I said oh wow look at me now
     D                             G
I'm building up my problems to the size of a cow
A  G  D       G  (G#) A
Aah Aah...the size of a cow